Ok Ok Dont Panic Kids...
I am still writing!
Sorry my updates are a little crazy with everything thats been going on recently Job Interviews and the like keep checking back there will be an update soon enough!
Well, I have been for two job interviews so far and I have a third on friday this week all exciting stuff but the prospective employers dont seem to understand me much
Employer: Please take a seat.
Hatcher: /sit
Employter: Lets look over your past experiences
Hatcher: I leveled my Warrior to 75 and got rank 10 XD
Employer: Er...
Hatcher: ... And I figured out how to communicate with the Japanese!!
Employer: You can speak Japenese?? Impressive
Hatcher: No! I use the Auto-Translate.
Employer: Huh?
Hatcher: Oh you must be a noob.... press a letter and hit tab.
Employer: Somehow you've lost me I have no clue what your talking about.
Hatcher: I get that alot emo kids never understand me.
Employer: ......
Ok ok I will make more of an effort... need to earn gil... I mean cash... I mean gil... er... dammit!
>.<
Employer: Says here you have good managerial and team leading skills.
Hatcher: I manged to lead a team to beat Promyvion Holla XD
Employer: I have no clue what that is.
Hatcher: Oh you play WoW?
Employer: .......?
Hatcher: I am sorry you must be terminated.
Thats when I beat him with my job description and then his own chair.....
Hey Ninja sub I can dual weild...
I needed to skill up on chair related violence anyways.
Stupid work.
Note to self: Need to think up a way of making quick gil!!!
Wednesday 24 January 2007
Thursday 18 January 2007
And The Beat Goes On...
I am off for a fun and exciting weekend in London!!
Ok... Not so much fun or exciting, I have a job interview.
So I wont be around to post tomorrow, or in fact in game to harrass and abuse.
So I leave you with this thought.
Why is it that your popularity in game is governed by how much you can help someone or potentially what they can get out of you?
Fucking Vultures!!
I find that now I have hit cancel those people I believed I was close to don't seem to wanna know me as much as they use to.
Could it be that with me quitting they feel so rejected that there grandchildren for generations to come will feel rejected?
Or is it possible that I could be reading too much into the situation?
My mind wonders.
Best sort out my interview preperations for tomorrow. Have fun!!
Ok... Not so much fun or exciting, I have a job interview.
So I wont be around to post tomorrow, or in fact in game to harrass and abuse.
So I leave you with this thought.
Why is it that your popularity in game is governed by how much you can help someone or potentially what they can get out of you?
Fucking Vultures!!
I find that now I have hit cancel those people I believed I was close to don't seem to wanna know me as much as they use to.
Could it be that with me quitting they feel so rejected that there grandchildren for generations to come will feel rejected?
Or is it possible that I could be reading too much into the situation?
My mind wonders.
Best sort out my interview preperations for tomorrow. Have fun!!
Let The Investigations Begin...
Well...
As you are aware from yesterdays post theres been some dumb bitch causing havoc with people I know...
MissMissygirl.
>.>
Well, after speaking to several people last night and today it turns out this is alot deeper than first thought.
Turns out shes managed to upset a whole ls, random others. And had more GM calls raised about her than you could possibly imagine.
I put on my sherlock holmes cap did some digging and came up with the following facts.
This person is a guy.
Thats it, thats all I can come up with so far.
However, Its rumored that this persons main character is Kayla.... something Kaylakitty being the name numerous people have given me.
The investigations will continue and I will be sure to let you know how it goes in the meanwhile load up on some sushi cos theres gonna be carnage!! Maybe I may even bring [GM]Dave's dragons out of retirement.
They haven't been fed since before christmas!
I may even invite them to have a wonder round Jeuno...
Kinda Beseiged for all the noobs... And by Beseiged I mean dragon related violence and by noobs I mean you!
Yes even you... friend or foe i dont care anymore!!!
Now how do i release Vrtra from the Kings Tomb and walk him to Jeuno without him running off to play with the rams that hang out in La theine plateau.
As you are aware from yesterdays post theres been some dumb bitch causing havoc with people I know...
MissMissygirl.
>.>
Well, after speaking to several people last night and today it turns out this is alot deeper than first thought.
Turns out shes managed to upset a whole ls, random others. And had more GM calls raised about her than you could possibly imagine.
I put on my sherlock holmes cap did some digging and came up with the following facts.
This person is a guy.
Thats it, thats all I can come up with so far.
However, Its rumored that this persons main character is Kayla.... something Kaylakitty being the name numerous people have given me.
The investigations will continue and I will be sure to let you know how it goes in the meanwhile load up on some sushi cos theres gonna be carnage!! Maybe I may even bring [GM]Dave's dragons out of retirement.
They haven't been fed since before christmas!
I may even invite them to have a wonder round Jeuno...
Kinda Beseiged for all the noobs... And by Beseiged I mean dragon related violence and by noobs I mean you!
Yes even you... friend or foe i dont care anymore!!!
Now how do i release Vrtra from the Kings Tomb and walk him to Jeuno without him running off to play with the rams that hang out in La theine plateau.
Wednesday 17 January 2007
And On We Go....
Got a little more bored this afternoon so thought I would continue with sharing yet another exciting episode!!
Well nobody forces you to read it...
After killing the locals, fixing myself something to eat I wondered back upstairs and tried to log in again...
Wayhey!
So I am standing around in San'doria waitin on something to happen...
Message a few people, slap a few people... scare the noobs....
Usual
Chatting in the ls... now... dont get me wrong the ls is pretty cool, but man do these people have issues! I like a good handful of people, you know who you are... but theres three or ten of ya that make me wanna scream!!!
How can people be so emo-retarded. They try to act clever but lets face it a fetus has more brain cells.
And funny is as soon as I "quit" some of the people I have done well to keep out suddenly re-appear and try to test my patience.
O.o
-.-
O.O
OH DEAR GOD NO!
Truth is, they have met me, and then they wanna be like me... Listen up... It aint never gonna happen. Nope not even santa or wishing on the first star you see tonite gonna make that wish come true.
So QUIT it! Find someone worthy of your poor attempt at humour... I suggest children under the age of 5 as a good start.
Now anyone else who knows me, will know I am a sucker for the female population. I mean female and not men who like playing dress up barbie so decide to pick female characters. And I mean female with the word "woman" in mind and not fetus!
So I am sitting minding my own business (read: arguing with someone or other). And get asked if i know some random character called Missgirlygirl or some other stupid name. Before I continue let me deal with wats in a name...
Miss girly girl - thats saying the same thing 3 times? Wat because you think your telling us your a girl 3 times we are less likely to believe your a man... or rather a boy... and more than likely under the age of 12. With no friends... and no idea wat a woman looks like.
Thats like the word O.A.P - Old Aged Pensioner... JESUS have some more respect for old people by telling them they are old 3 times...?? May as well call them dead warmed up.
Moving on.
This emo retard decided to harrass a couple of people in the game... One I agree with harrass that bitch all you like. But the other was a close friend and this caused one hell of an argument where I basicly get blamed for the sky being blue the sea being green the world coming to an end... Yup its all Hatcher's God Damn Fault...
I love women I truely do... But damn if you think I can put up with crazy!
Put out and if you can't put out be nice... other than that complain to someone else. I am done listening.
Anyways, a little more yada yada later and I log...
Money Train was on tv... Jennifer Lopez when she was actually cute.... Jen I will show you round every alleyway in my block anytime!!
You will have to take a number and sit in the queue... too much crazy happening round here at the minute.
Thought of The Day : If linkin Park creates emo kids... wat does central park create? 30 something, friends watching, coffee drinking, under-achieving retards who sit around all day wishing they were back at college?
Well nobody forces you to read it...
After killing the locals, fixing myself something to eat I wondered back upstairs and tried to log in again...
Wayhey!
So I am standing around in San'doria waitin on something to happen...
Message a few people, slap a few people... scare the noobs....
Usual
Chatting in the ls... now... dont get me wrong the ls is pretty cool, but man do these people have issues! I like a good handful of people, you know who you are... but theres three or ten of ya that make me wanna scream!!!
How can people be so emo-retarded. They try to act clever but lets face it a fetus has more brain cells.
And funny is as soon as I "quit" some of the people I have done well to keep out suddenly re-appear and try to test my patience.
O.o
-.-
O.O
OH DEAR GOD NO!
Truth is, they have met me, and then they wanna be like me... Listen up... It aint never gonna happen. Nope not even santa or wishing on the first star you see tonite gonna make that wish come true.
So QUIT it! Find someone worthy of your poor attempt at humour... I suggest children under the age of 5 as a good start.
Now anyone else who knows me, will know I am a sucker for the female population. I mean female and not men who like playing dress up barbie so decide to pick female characters. And I mean female with the word "woman" in mind and not fetus!
So I am sitting minding my own business (read: arguing with someone or other). And get asked if i know some random character called Missgirlygirl or some other stupid name. Before I continue let me deal with wats in a name...
Miss girly girl - thats saying the same thing 3 times? Wat because you think your telling us your a girl 3 times we are less likely to believe your a man... or rather a boy... and more than likely under the age of 12. With no friends... and no idea wat a woman looks like.
Thats like the word O.A.P - Old Aged Pensioner... JESUS have some more respect for old people by telling them they are old 3 times...?? May as well call them dead warmed up.
Moving on.
This emo retard decided to harrass a couple of people in the game... One I agree with harrass that bitch all you like. But the other was a close friend and this caused one hell of an argument where I basicly get blamed for the sky being blue the sea being green the world coming to an end... Yup its all Hatcher's God Damn Fault...
I love women I truely do... But damn if you think I can put up with crazy!
Put out and if you can't put out be nice... other than that complain to someone else. I am done listening.
Anyways, a little more yada yada later and I log...
Money Train was on tv... Jennifer Lopez when she was actually cute.... Jen I will show you round every alleyway in my block anytime!!
You will have to take a number and sit in the queue... too much crazy happening round here at the minute.
Thought of The Day : If linkin Park creates emo kids... wat does central park create? 30 something, friends watching, coffee drinking, under-achieving retards who sit around all day wishing they were back at college?
Mid Week Special...
Its Wednesday...
the weekend is almost within my grasp!!
Well its been an eventful evening yesterday and it kinda fell into today also seems that I cannot escape on a high as I orinally wished somehow fate decides it wants to be a bastard. I say bring it on!!!
Anyone who knows me, will know I am always game for a war.
Last night, I decided to log back into game, thought I would kick around and hang out with the people I like before the final delete at the end of the month.
Log in.... and what do i see???
FECKING UPDATE!!! AGAIN!?!
Wasn't too pleased, so i decide to go downstairs and fix myself something to eat.
On the way to the kitchen I find my housemate watching tv with his "friend".
Hatcher: Who Raised You??
Housemate: Huh?
Hatcher: Have you set the couch as your [Home Point?]
Housemate: Dude you need to get out more!
Hatcher: Death By CRT [Do You Need It?]
Housemate: [Thanks For The Offer But I Have To Pass]
Hatcher: Whose That?
Housemate: This is my girlfriend...
Hatcher: Hume Male? [Good Job!]
I turn to head towards the kitchen where I could here party shouts...
Housemate: [Party] [Do You Need It?] [Nortorious Monster] [Please Assist] [Help Me Out] 2/???
Hatcher: ....
Hatcher uses signal pearl
Signal Pearl Fails To Activate
Hatcher: Bastard... Updates screwed it up
Housemate Hits Hatcher for 133 Hp
Hatcher: Wtf...
Friend Hits Hatcher for 2 Hp
Housemate: Hey your not hitting him at all...
Housemate hits Hatcher for 143 Hp
Friend: I am trying to skill up my lipstick
Friend Hits Hatcher for 1 Hp
Housemate: Your hitting him with make up?? Theres a perfectly good coffee table right there!
Friend Hits Hatcher for 150 Hp
Hatcher: ...
At this point I just got pissed so i pick up the fridge and threw it at them!
Hatchers Ranged attack raises 0.4
Hatcher Defeats Friend
Hatcher Defeats Housemate
Hatcher: [Raise] [Do You Need It?]
Housemate: [Bio] [Tachi]
Moral to the story? I always win! Stop trying! Your pittiful struggle only makes your death that much more painful.
the weekend is almost within my grasp!!
Well its been an eventful evening yesterday and it kinda fell into today also seems that I cannot escape on a high as I orinally wished somehow fate decides it wants to be a bastard. I say bring it on!!!
Anyone who knows me, will know I am always game for a war.
Last night, I decided to log back into game, thought I would kick around and hang out with the people I like before the final delete at the end of the month.
Log in.... and what do i see???
FECKING UPDATE!!! AGAIN!?!
Wasn't too pleased, so i decide to go downstairs and fix myself something to eat.
On the way to the kitchen I find my housemate watching tv with his "friend".
Hatcher: Who Raised You??
Housemate: Huh?
Hatcher: Have you set the couch as your [Home Point?]
Housemate: Dude you need to get out more!
Hatcher: Death By CRT [Do You Need It?]
Housemate: [Thanks For The Offer But I Have To Pass]
Hatcher: Whose That?
Housemate: This is my girlfriend...
Hatcher: Hume Male? [Good Job!]
I turn to head towards the kitchen where I could here party shouts...
Housemate: [Party] [Do You Need It?] [Nortorious Monster] [Please Assist] [Help Me Out] 2/???
Hatcher: ....
Hatcher uses signal pearl
Signal Pearl Fails To Activate
Hatcher: Bastard... Updates screwed it up
Housemate Hits Hatcher for 133 Hp
Hatcher: Wtf...
Friend Hits Hatcher for 2 Hp
Housemate: Hey your not hitting him at all...
Housemate hits Hatcher for 143 Hp
Friend: I am trying to skill up my lipstick
Friend Hits Hatcher for 1 Hp
Housemate: Your hitting him with make up?? Theres a perfectly good coffee table right there!
Friend Hits Hatcher for 150 Hp
Hatcher: ...
At this point I just got pissed so i pick up the fridge and threw it at them!
Hatchers Ranged attack raises 0.4
Hatcher Defeats Friend
Hatcher Defeats Housemate
Hatcher: [Raise] [Do You Need It?]
Housemate: [Bio] [Tachi]
Moral to the story? I always win! Stop trying! Your pittiful struggle only makes your death that much more painful.
Tuesday 16 January 2007
The End is Nigh...
Seems fate has taken sweet pity upon my years of torment and abuse...
The company is due to merge with some other company up north... (read: Northern Bastards).
Upon which, our services as analysts will come to an end...
Let me get this right...
No more job slightly a bad thing... Fat payout Good Thing... with the added bonus of being able to beat the pot of gold out of the dept "Leprechaun" on the last day being priceless!!!
Now, we find ourselves sitting around the office pretending to work getting drunk and basicly re-visiting the same old crappy website over and over to try and aid the strong need to jump into the nearest canal just to add that little bit more excitement into an otherwise mediocre and generally soul destroying day.
I am on maybe like a two month count down... in two months i hit *cough* 30 bastard *cough* bastard *choke*...
In the same month i will be set free from having to get up for work.... Do I find a job? bank the money for future hopes and dreams...? No, Not weddings!!! No not a house... ROFLMAO as if i would spend that much on a ring hahahaha you guys are funny...
No I was thinking more along the line of drunken orgys in prague or somewhere else eastern european.
Or do i go a little bit more crazy?? I am gonna be 30 after all...? My age will no longer begin with a 2... 30!! OMFG 30!?
No no... no problem with being 30 at all.. but WTF 30!?!
You get to this stage in life where you think... I shoulda done this or i shoulda done that.... Then you get to a certain age in your life and this Jesus I haven't done anything and now I am 30.
Well... lets move on shall we?
I hit that thought, so one night dealing with the standared emo bastards of ffxi... naming no-one ... er... no seriously i aint saying who....
Nope it wasnt Gaden this time....
Anyways, I decided to get out... go ... leave... depart... uninstall!!! Go outside and deal with the local npcs...
So i gave away some shit... sold some shit... crafted some other er.. shit... Said goodbye to those worth a mention... Kicked up an argument with those I would happily sink my maneater axe into and left.
Gone, out... logged... cancelled... departed... turned off... blank screen...
Er... so now what do I do?
I went downstairs and my housemate was watching tv.
I was a little confused by the whole concept... this is how it went.
Hatcher: .....
Housemate: Oh... Your Alive then?
Hatcher: .... ?
Housemate: You speak with your mouth... no keyboard here....
Hatcher: ..... ? ... Hi?
Housemate: There that wasn't so bad now was it?
Hatcher: Optical Hat [Do You Need It?] [Can I Have It?] [Please Assist] 1/???
Housemate: Oh dear god.
Stupid Npc wont help me...
So i went back upstairs brought down my old CRT monitor and beat him round the head with it...
Your CRT monitor skill rises 0.3
Woo Skill up
Note To Self: Need more vodka... Open a distillery... invade russia... do something!!!
The company is due to merge with some other company up north... (read: Northern Bastards).
Upon which, our services as analysts will come to an end...
Let me get this right...
No more job slightly a bad thing... Fat payout Good Thing... with the added bonus of being able to beat the pot of gold out of the dept "Leprechaun" on the last day being priceless!!!
Now, we find ourselves sitting around the office pretending to work getting drunk and basicly re-visiting the same old crappy website over and over to try and aid the strong need to jump into the nearest canal just to add that little bit more excitement into an otherwise mediocre and generally soul destroying day.
I am on maybe like a two month count down... in two months i hit *cough* 30 bastard *cough* bastard *choke*...
In the same month i will be set free from having to get up for work.... Do I find a job? bank the money for future hopes and dreams...? No, Not weddings!!! No not a house... ROFLMAO as if i would spend that much on a ring hahahaha you guys are funny...
No I was thinking more along the line of drunken orgys in prague or somewhere else eastern european.
Or do i go a little bit more crazy?? I am gonna be 30 after all...? My age will no longer begin with a 2... 30!! OMFG 30!?
No no... no problem with being 30 at all.. but WTF 30!?!
You get to this stage in life where you think... I shoulda done this or i shoulda done that.... Then you get to a certain age in your life and this Jesus I haven't done anything and now I am 30.
Well... lets move on shall we?
I hit that thought, so one night dealing with the standared emo bastards of ffxi... naming no-one ... er... no seriously i aint saying who....
Nope it wasnt Gaden this time....
Anyways, I decided to get out... go ... leave... depart... uninstall!!! Go outside and deal with the local npcs...
So i gave away some shit... sold some shit... crafted some other er.. shit... Said goodbye to those worth a mention... Kicked up an argument with those I would happily sink my maneater axe into and left.
Gone, out... logged... cancelled... departed... turned off... blank screen...
Er... so now what do I do?
I went downstairs and my housemate was watching tv.
I was a little confused by the whole concept... this is how it went.
Hatcher: .....
Housemate: Oh... Your Alive then?
Hatcher: .... ?
Housemate: You speak with your mouth... no keyboard here....
Hatcher: ..... ? ... Hi?
Housemate: There that wasn't so bad now was it?
Hatcher: Optical Hat [Do You Need It?] [Can I Have It?] [Please Assist] 1/???
Housemate: Oh dear god.
Stupid Npc wont help me...
So i went back upstairs brought down my old CRT monitor and beat him round the head with it...
Your CRT monitor skill rises 0.3
Woo Skill up
Note To Self: Need more vodka... Open a distillery... invade russia... do something!!!
Another Fine Mess... The Beginning
Hello, and welcome to what will soon become the highlight to your day!!!
Well. where do I begin?
At the time of writing this blog I am a 29 year old Greek Cypriot guy living in what could only be described as the armpit of england. I have spent the past year in a job I grew to hate working as a Senior Analyst (Team leader / IT Manager) role. Playing way to much online games and watching the world pass me by....
When you deal with crazy at work and then again online at night and the only real reward from either is a numb ass and alot of headache something has to give...
So in true "one flew over the cuckoos nest" style (or prison break for you emo/uneducated people) I escaped!!!
No more running around half naked looking like the hulk... (Yes I do this in real life ... >.>)
No more standing around waiting for someone to help with an O-Hat run... (FFXI reference - dont worry about it)
And very soon... No more having to deal with the muppets that dont know the difference between a computer and a typewriter!!! Wayhey!!
I hope this blog will help you all share my new experiences I invite you to leave comments share ideas... laugh with me ... cry with me...
Just dont go emo on me because then I will just have to add a few more deeper cuts to different parts of your body!
Enjoy!
Now Wheres my vodka gone....
Well. where do I begin?
At the time of writing this blog I am a 29 year old Greek Cypriot guy living in what could only be described as the armpit of england. I have spent the past year in a job I grew to hate working as a Senior Analyst (Team leader / IT Manager) role. Playing way to much online games and watching the world pass me by....
When you deal with crazy at work and then again online at night and the only real reward from either is a numb ass and alot of headache something has to give...
So in true "one flew over the cuckoos nest" style (or prison break for you emo/uneducated people) I escaped!!!
No more running around half naked looking like the hulk... (Yes I do this in real life ... >.>)
No more standing around waiting for someone to help with an O-Hat run... (FFXI reference - dont worry about it)
And very soon... No more having to deal with the muppets that dont know the difference between a computer and a typewriter!!! Wayhey!!
I hope this blog will help you all share my new experiences I invite you to leave comments share ideas... laugh with me ... cry with me...
Just dont go emo on me because then I will just have to add a few more deeper cuts to different parts of your body!
Enjoy!
Now Wheres my vodka gone....
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