Valentines Day Special...

Whats the big deal about the over commercialised 14th of Feb?

I mean really? do we need a day to tell us to send our loved ones a bunch of overpriced roses?

Where people go out and buy up everything with a heart shape on it?

I am sorry but not only is it yet another excuse for companys to take away your hard earned cash but its another way for your wife/girlfriend/mistress to scream and shout at you...

Girl: Wheres My Card?
Hatcher: Huh?
Girl: You forgot what day it is?
Hatcher? I am sure you are about to remind me....
Girl: OMG How could you forget? You Don't Love me ... *Moan* *Whine* *Bitch*
Hatcher: Do yourself a favour and take a hint.

So now you good people know why I am single!

Yes I have actually broke up with someone on Valentines Day before... I guess I am really THAT cruel and evil hearted....

Sorry truth be told I hate people who ask for shit. If i decide I wanna give you something then I will...

DO NOT EXPECT IT!!

Especially on Valentines Day!

All that said... have a great day!

Had You Hoping?

I had you hoping huh?

Hoping that Hatcher will rejoin and show you the way?

The prophecy will one day come true when the lord hatcher returns to show you all the light.

To help conquer the bad and the wrong, to laugh at the weak to slay the ....

Ok I will Stop.

All I can say to that? AS IF!

Nobody cared about my optical hat. I don't care about yours!

I am a free man. I am no longer restrained by the laws of the programmed realm. I am a God in the real world!

The outside!

>.>

The other form of windows!!!

Yes I know you need a different form of I/O device to get you there... no a mouse doesnt work...

Its called "legs".

Well anyways...

To give the people who do actually wanna hear about my life a bit of an update, the blogs kinda gone to shit. Time is not my friend.

I have been battling with the northern bastards and they keep sending hordes of orcs after me like they trying to make Lord of the Rings 4 or something...

I keep drop kicking them back home and nobody will let me nuke liverpool....

Roll on the end of March!

Anyway....

Not much else to report. Leave a comment or something

Later!

Hello??? HELLO!!?!?!!

Finally!!

Quite ironic how the game is called Final Fantasy. Game Over!! Hatcher has left the building... gone are the days I have to deal with the constant whining... I no longer have to try and entertain myself whilst waiting for a party invite.

No More!

Finished.

Not so much completed more escaped.

The Matrix no longer has me!!

HA!

Fuck You Square Enix... You tried to take away my soul... I beat you...

I ... er...

Wow the real world kinda sucks.

You wanna know what great thing I did to resolve the empty feeling I now have inside??

I started playing Online Poker instead.

Yes, I didn't even make it outside. Outside is bad. Nasty Goblins outside. And Women that make the average Davoi Orc look mildly attractive. They are outside as well.

You know what I found out?? It's not legal to carry around a Great Axe outside.... those [GM]Police even get upset at carrying a dagger or a knife.

Yes! Inside is much safer... Boring, kinda lonely... no emo kids to upset ...

Hmmm...

Ok I am bored now!!!

So...

Should I choose Tarutaru Rat? Or Elvaan Dhalmel for my new character? I am a Manthra free zone!!

I'm Back!

Ok Ok Dont Panic Kids...

I am still writing!

Sorry my updates are a little crazy with everything thats been going on recently Job Interviews and the like keep checking back there will be an update soon enough!

Well, I have been for two job interviews so far and I have a third on friday this week all exciting stuff but the prospective employers dont seem to understand me much

Employer: Please take a seat.
Hatcher: /sit
Employter: Lets look over your past experiences
Hatcher: I leveled my Warrior to 75 and got rank 10 XD
Employer: Er...
Hatcher: ... And I figured out how to communicate with the Japanese!!
Employer: You can speak Japenese?? Impressive
Hatcher: No! I use the Auto-Translate.
Employer: Huh?
Hatcher: Oh you must be a noob.... press a letter and hit tab.
Employer: Somehow you've lost me I have no clue what your talking about.
Hatcher: I get that alot emo kids never understand me.
Employer: ......

Ok ok I will make more of an effort... need to earn gil... I mean cash... I mean gil... er... dammit!

>.<

Employer: Says here you have good managerial and team leading skills.
Hatcher: I manged to lead a team to beat Promyvion Holla XD
Employer: I have no clue what that is.
Hatcher: Oh you play WoW?
Employer: .......?
Hatcher: I am sorry you must be terminated.

Thats when I beat him with my job description and then his own chair.....

Hey Ninja sub I can dual weild...

I needed to skill up on chair related violence anyways.

Stupid work.

Note to self: Need to think up a way of making quick gil!!!

And The Beat Goes On...

I am off for a fun and exciting weekend in London!!

Ok... Not so much fun or exciting, I have a job interview.

So I wont be around to post tomorrow, or in fact in game to harrass and abuse.

So I leave you with this thought.

Why is it that your popularity in game is governed by how much you can help someone or potentially what they can get out of you?

Fucking Vultures!!

I find that now I have hit cancel those people I believed I was close to don't seem to wanna know me as much as they use to.

Could it be that with me quitting they feel so rejected that there grandchildren for generations to come will feel rejected?

Or is it possible that I could be reading too much into the situation?

My mind wonders.

Best sort out my interview preperations for tomorrow. Have fun!!

Let The Investigations Begin...

Well...

As you are aware from yesterdays post theres been some dumb bitch causing havoc with people I know...

MissMissygirl.

>.>

Well, after speaking to several people last night and today it turns out this is alot deeper than first thought.

Turns out shes managed to upset a whole ls, random others. And had more GM calls raised about her than you could possibly imagine.

I put on my sherlock holmes cap did some digging and came up with the following facts.

This person is a guy.

Thats it, thats all I can come up with so far.

However, Its rumored that this persons main character is Kayla.... something Kaylakitty being the name numerous people have given me.

The investigations will continue and I will be sure to let you know how it goes in the meanwhile load up on some sushi cos theres gonna be carnage!! Maybe I may even bring [GM]Dave's dragons out of retirement.

They haven't been fed since before christmas!

I may even invite them to have a wonder round Jeuno...

Kinda Beseiged for all the noobs... And by Beseiged I mean dragon related violence and by noobs I mean you!

Yes even you... friend or foe i dont care anymore!!!

Now how do i release Vrtra from the Kings Tomb and walk him to Jeuno without him running off to play with the rams that hang out in La theine plateau.

And On We Go....

Got a little more bored this afternoon so thought I would continue with sharing yet another exciting episode!!

Well nobody forces you to read it...

After killing the locals, fixing myself something to eat I wondered back upstairs and tried to log in again...

Wayhey!

So I am standing around in San'doria waitin on something to happen...

Message a few people, slap a few people... scare the noobs....

Usual

Chatting in the ls... now... dont get me wrong the ls is pretty cool, but man do these people have issues! I like a good handful of people, you know who you are... but theres three or ten of ya that make me wanna scream!!!

How can people be so emo-retarded. They try to act clever but lets face it a fetus has more brain cells.

And funny is as soon as I "quit" some of the people I have done well to keep out suddenly re-appear and try to test my patience.

O.o

-.-

O.O

OH DEAR GOD NO!

Truth is, they have met me, and then they wanna be like me... Listen up... It aint never gonna happen. Nope not even santa or wishing on the first star you see tonite gonna make that wish come true.

So QUIT it! Find someone worthy of your poor attempt at humour... I suggest children under the age of 5 as a good start.

Now anyone else who knows me, will know I am a sucker for the female population. I mean female and not men who like playing dress up barbie so decide to pick female characters. And I mean female with the word "woman" in mind and not fetus!

So I am sitting minding my own business (read: arguing with someone or other). And get asked if i know some random character called Missgirlygirl or some other stupid name. Before I continue let me deal with wats in a name...

Miss girly girl - thats saying the same thing 3 times? Wat because you think your telling us your a girl 3 times we are less likely to believe your a man... or rather a boy... and more than likely under the age of 12. With no friends... and no idea wat a woman looks like.

Thats like the word O.A.P - Old Aged Pensioner... JESUS have some more respect for old people by telling them they are old 3 times...?? May as well call them dead warmed up.

Moving on.

This emo retard decided to harrass a couple of people in the game... One I agree with harrass that bitch all you like. But the other was a close friend and this caused one hell of an argument where I basicly get blamed for the sky being blue the sea being green the world coming to an end... Yup its all Hatcher's God Damn Fault...

I love women I truely do... But damn if you think I can put up with crazy!

Put out and if you can't put out be nice... other than that complain to someone else. I am done listening.

Anyways, a little more yada yada later and I log...

Money Train was on tv... Jennifer Lopez when she was actually cute.... Jen I will show you round every alleyway in my block anytime!!

You will have to take a number and sit in the queue... too much crazy happening round here at the minute.

Thought of The Day : If linkin Park creates emo kids... wat does central park create? 30 something, friends watching, coffee drinking, under-achieving retards who sit around all day wishing they were back at college?