Its Wednesday...
the weekend is almost within my grasp!!
Well its been an eventful evening yesterday and it kinda fell into today also seems that I cannot escape on a high as I orinally wished somehow fate decides it wants to be a bastard. I say bring it on!!!
Anyone who knows me, will know I am always game for a war.
Last night, I decided to log back into game, thought I would kick around and hang out with the people I like before the final delete at the end of the month.
Log in.... and what do i see???
FECKING UPDATE!!! AGAIN!?!
Wasn't too pleased, so i decide to go downstairs and fix myself something to eat.
On the way to the kitchen I find my housemate watching tv with his "friend".
Hatcher: Who Raised You??
Housemate: Huh?
Hatcher: Have you set the couch as your [Home Point?]
Housemate: Dude you need to get out more!
Hatcher: Death By CRT [Do You Need It?]
Housemate: [Thanks For The Offer But I Have To Pass]
Hatcher: Whose That?
Housemate: This is my girlfriend...
Hatcher: Hume Male? [Good Job!]
I turn to head towards the kitchen where I could here party shouts...
Housemate: [Party] [Do You Need It?] [Nortorious Monster] [Please Assist] [Help Me Out] 2/???
Hatcher: ....
Hatcher uses signal pearl
Signal Pearl Fails To Activate
Hatcher: Bastard... Updates screwed it up
Housemate Hits Hatcher for 133 Hp
Hatcher: Wtf...
Friend Hits Hatcher for 2 Hp
Housemate: Hey your not hitting him at all...
Housemate hits Hatcher for 143 Hp
Friend: I am trying to skill up my lipstick
Friend Hits Hatcher for 1 Hp
Housemate: Your hitting him with make up?? Theres a perfectly good coffee table right there!
Friend Hits Hatcher for 150 Hp
Hatcher: ...
At this point I just got pissed so i pick up the fridge and threw it at them!
Hatchers Ranged attack raises 0.4
Hatcher Defeats Friend
Hatcher Defeats Housemate
Hatcher: [Raise] [Do You Need It?]
Housemate: [Bio] [Tachi]
Moral to the story? I always win! Stop trying! Your pittiful struggle only makes your death that much more painful.
Wednesday, 17 January 2007
Tuesday, 16 January 2007
The End is Nigh...
Seems fate has taken sweet pity upon my years of torment and abuse...
The company is due to merge with some other company up north... (read: Northern Bastards).
Upon which, our services as analysts will come to an end...
Let me get this right...
No more job slightly a bad thing... Fat payout Good Thing... with the added bonus of being able to beat the pot of gold out of the dept "Leprechaun" on the last day being priceless!!!
Now, we find ourselves sitting around the office pretending to work getting drunk and basicly re-visiting the same old crappy website over and over to try and aid the strong need to jump into the nearest canal just to add that little bit more excitement into an otherwise mediocre and generally soul destroying day.
I am on maybe like a two month count down... in two months i hit *cough* 30 bastard *cough* bastard *choke*...
In the same month i will be set free from having to get up for work.... Do I find a job? bank the money for future hopes and dreams...? No, Not weddings!!! No not a house... ROFLMAO as if i would spend that much on a ring hahahaha you guys are funny...
No I was thinking more along the line of drunken orgys in prague or somewhere else eastern european.
Or do i go a little bit more crazy?? I am gonna be 30 after all...? My age will no longer begin with a 2... 30!! OMFG 30!?
No no... no problem with being 30 at all.. but WTF 30!?!
You get to this stage in life where you think... I shoulda done this or i shoulda done that.... Then you get to a certain age in your life and this Jesus I haven't done anything and now I am 30.
Well... lets move on shall we?
I hit that thought, so one night dealing with the standared emo bastards of ffxi... naming no-one ... er... no seriously i aint saying who....
Nope it wasnt Gaden this time....
Anyways, I decided to get out... go ... leave... depart... uninstall!!! Go outside and deal with the local npcs...
So i gave away some shit... sold some shit... crafted some other er.. shit... Said goodbye to those worth a mention... Kicked up an argument with those I would happily sink my maneater axe into and left.
Gone, out... logged... cancelled... departed... turned off... blank screen...
Er... so now what do I do?
I went downstairs and my housemate was watching tv.
I was a little confused by the whole concept... this is how it went.
Hatcher: .....
Housemate: Oh... Your Alive then?
Hatcher: .... ?
Housemate: You speak with your mouth... no keyboard here....
Hatcher: ..... ? ... Hi?
Housemate: There that wasn't so bad now was it?
Hatcher: Optical Hat [Do You Need It?] [Can I Have It?] [Please Assist] 1/???
Housemate: Oh dear god.
Stupid Npc wont help me...
So i went back upstairs brought down my old CRT monitor and beat him round the head with it...
Your CRT monitor skill rises 0.3
Woo Skill up
Note To Self: Need more vodka... Open a distillery... invade russia... do something!!!
The company is due to merge with some other company up north... (read: Northern Bastards).
Upon which, our services as analysts will come to an end...
Let me get this right...
No more job slightly a bad thing... Fat payout Good Thing... with the added bonus of being able to beat the pot of gold out of the dept "Leprechaun" on the last day being priceless!!!
Now, we find ourselves sitting around the office pretending to work getting drunk and basicly re-visiting the same old crappy website over and over to try and aid the strong need to jump into the nearest canal just to add that little bit more excitement into an otherwise mediocre and generally soul destroying day.
I am on maybe like a two month count down... in two months i hit *cough* 30 bastard *cough* bastard *choke*...
In the same month i will be set free from having to get up for work.... Do I find a job? bank the money for future hopes and dreams...? No, Not weddings!!! No not a house... ROFLMAO as if i would spend that much on a ring hahahaha you guys are funny...
No I was thinking more along the line of drunken orgys in prague or somewhere else eastern european.
Or do i go a little bit more crazy?? I am gonna be 30 after all...? My age will no longer begin with a 2... 30!! OMFG 30!?
No no... no problem with being 30 at all.. but WTF 30!?!
You get to this stage in life where you think... I shoulda done this or i shoulda done that.... Then you get to a certain age in your life and this Jesus I haven't done anything and now I am 30.
Well... lets move on shall we?
I hit that thought, so one night dealing with the standared emo bastards of ffxi... naming no-one ... er... no seriously i aint saying who....
Nope it wasnt Gaden this time....
Anyways, I decided to get out... go ... leave... depart... uninstall!!! Go outside and deal with the local npcs...
So i gave away some shit... sold some shit... crafted some other er.. shit... Said goodbye to those worth a mention... Kicked up an argument with those I would happily sink my maneater axe into and left.
Gone, out... logged... cancelled... departed... turned off... blank screen...
Er... so now what do I do?
I went downstairs and my housemate was watching tv.
I was a little confused by the whole concept... this is how it went.
Hatcher: .....
Housemate: Oh... Your Alive then?
Hatcher: .... ?
Housemate: You speak with your mouth... no keyboard here....
Hatcher: ..... ? ... Hi?
Housemate: There that wasn't so bad now was it?
Hatcher: Optical Hat [Do You Need It?] [Can I Have It?] [Please Assist] 1/???
Housemate: Oh dear god.
Stupid Npc wont help me...
So i went back upstairs brought down my old CRT monitor and beat him round the head with it...
Your CRT monitor skill rises 0.3
Woo Skill up
Note To Self: Need more vodka... Open a distillery... invade russia... do something!!!
Another Fine Mess... The Beginning
Hello, and welcome to what will soon become the highlight to your day!!!
Well. where do I begin?
At the time of writing this blog I am a 29 year old Greek Cypriot guy living in what could only be described as the armpit of england. I have spent the past year in a job I grew to hate working as a Senior Analyst (Team leader / IT Manager) role. Playing way to much online games and watching the world pass me by....
When you deal with crazy at work and then again online at night and the only real reward from either is a numb ass and alot of headache something has to give...
So in true "one flew over the cuckoos nest" style (or prison break for you emo/uneducated people) I escaped!!!
No more running around half naked looking like the hulk... (Yes I do this in real life ... >.>)
No more standing around waiting for someone to help with an O-Hat run... (FFXI reference - dont worry about it)
And very soon... No more having to deal with the muppets that dont know the difference between a computer and a typewriter!!! Wayhey!!
I hope this blog will help you all share my new experiences I invite you to leave comments share ideas... laugh with me ... cry with me...
Just dont go emo on me because then I will just have to add a few more deeper cuts to different parts of your body!
Enjoy!
Now Wheres my vodka gone....
Well. where do I begin?
At the time of writing this blog I am a 29 year old Greek Cypriot guy living in what could only be described as the armpit of england. I have spent the past year in a job I grew to hate working as a Senior Analyst (Team leader / IT Manager) role. Playing way to much online games and watching the world pass me by....
When you deal with crazy at work and then again online at night and the only real reward from either is a numb ass and alot of headache something has to give...
So in true "one flew over the cuckoos nest" style (or prison break for you emo/uneducated people) I escaped!!!
No more running around half naked looking like the hulk... (Yes I do this in real life ... >.>)
No more standing around waiting for someone to help with an O-Hat run... (FFXI reference - dont worry about it)
And very soon... No more having to deal with the muppets that dont know the difference between a computer and a typewriter!!! Wayhey!!
I hope this blog will help you all share my new experiences I invite you to leave comments share ideas... laugh with me ... cry with me...
Just dont go emo on me because then I will just have to add a few more deeper cuts to different parts of your body!
Enjoy!
Now Wheres my vodka gone....
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